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Old Aug 24, 2006, 09:19 PM // 21:19   #421
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*drink alll 20-kegs of beer*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 09:24 PM // 21:24   #422
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*if ur gonna get sick....please don't get sick on me! *

*this place dosen't have any music....needs metallica*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 09:37 PM // 21:37   #423
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*i'm bored*
*take out flame-thrower and continue to burn things*
*stare at metalicagrl*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 09:46 PM // 21:46   #424
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*metalicagrl run away from scullcrasher*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 09:50 PM // 21:50   #425
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*asorbs flamethrowers flames*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:01 PM // 22:01   #426
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*grab hold of metalicagrl*
*take out chainsaw... *


hehe
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:06 PM // 22:06   #427
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*watchs sir cut metalicagrl to peices*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:06 PM // 22:06   #428
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*Breaks Skullcasher's chainsaw*
"Only I can use chainsaws"
*Gives him a shotgun*
"You can use this"
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:09 PM // 22:09   #429
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ok *I'd rather get shot by a shotgun, than cut up to bits by a chainsaw...personally*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:11 PM // 22:11   #430
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*sips beer*
*sighs*
*whishes for the chainsaw*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:12 PM // 22:12   #431
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Well, actually I gave him a Super PWNzor shotgun that shoots hundreds of blades.

Sooo...

*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #432
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sweet.. a shotgun!!

*shoot out metalicagrl's legs*
*sips beers*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:13 PM // 22:13   #433
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oh..well...that's not good.

*Everybody wants to see me die*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:14 PM // 22:14   #434
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Yep

*Sips beer*
*Shoots rats*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:14 PM // 22:14   #435
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*take out chainsaw.. begin cutting her in half*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:14 PM // 22:14   #436
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*Picks Celestial Beaver up by his throat and takes him to the ufc arena, heabutts him onto the floor, then punches his face to peices*



"You have been owned,.... By The Wolf" (*Roars*)
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:16 PM // 22:16   #437
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Skullcrasher
*take out chainsaw.. begin cutting her in half*
I would break that one too, but... I just don't care anymore

*Sips beer*
*Shoots rats*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:17 PM // 22:17   #438
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ok...fight fire with fire.

*puts scullcrusher into headlock*
*grabs a crowbar and beets his face in*
*take a knife and punch/stabs him in the stomach*
*let him bleed to death*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:20 PM // 22:20   #439
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*Shoots "The Wolf" with an anti-matter bomb*

"You just got Pauled...hehehe"
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:22 PM // 22:22   #440
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*feels sorry for Metali, cos everyones bullying him/her*
*Fuses into Metali*
*Teleports behind random Drunkards punching them in the back and absorbs their souls*
*takes flamethrower and torches bar*
*Teleports outa bar and lets Metali's soul out, and gives him a new body made of steel, armed with cutting lasers and many rocket launchers*
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